stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

“I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.”

(via niccoolleeyy)