Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet.
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
J U N I O R
I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
fall out boy? why not fall out girl?
[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]
[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]